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Confusion amiss…

I am utterly confused. I have an invoice indicating an amount I owe. I’ve paid the amount so la-dee-daa I’m done with it. But I decided to check the same thing except online and what do I find…..The amount owed is more! In fact it’s about 1 grand more!!

I’m torn between paying the amount from what I saw online or whether I should argue my way and say “Hey, I got your invoice and I paid it…In fact the outstanding balance indicated I paid the 1 grand! “*shows invoice*. Hmmm… I’ve talked to mumsy and she said twas cool for me to stay on a bit longer here and work a bit more before I head back home! I actually can’t wait to go back home. Did I tell you I hate this place I call a hell-hole? You’d think you’d like it for the opportunity and open-minded of a Western country but somehow I don’t see that here in WA. In fact, I hate this place so much that I feel like everyone can fart and kiss my shiny ass!

Stupid place has to die by 6pm! What kinda logic is that??? I mean, how can an economy thrive when business is limited to 9-5 type opening hours??? No doubt they are places open like pubs, restaurants, cafes and whatever type of eatery, but a person can hardly go window shopping or shopping (unless it’s late night shopping). Don’t they know people do like to hang out at malls and then adjourn to a cafe or bar later???

I’d imagine how bummed out tourist are when the city is dead by 7pm. Besides eating and drinking, they do want to go do some shopping (yes at night). Or even if you have a friend coming from another country visiting and the host works in the day….How do they bring the friend out for shopping? I mean not everyone like sitting at a bar or restaurant all the time. I mean don’t people like shopping? Or is it just me? I believe it is not gay to like to hang out at malls or shop buy things.

People have heard me time and again bitch about the absurdity of Australia’s trend of letting the city die by 7pm. Last Saturday night, we went out to the city for dinner and once done had to just go back since nothing was open in the city when we’d prefer to hang out or walking around (preferably window shopping) but just had no choice. How sad is Australia? About one of the many reasons I hate this hell hole.

Don’t even get me started with the game they call “footie”. Australia Rules Football is the most ridiculous “sport”. It’s not an international sport unlike football(soccer for you jack asses), rugby or basketball. I understand maybe they’re trying to imitate grid-iron football in the USA but the NFL is way cool and kicks ass compared to the gay looking AFL. It seems like they couldn’t decide whether to play rugby and soccer so decided to combine the two game.

Despite being here for almost 3 years, I still don’t understand the game, don’t like the game, and hope those who play the game would just realize the worthlessness of it and play a real sport. I mean you take it so seriously but can’t bring the “talent” of it to a global level…That’s just sad. Don’t try to follow the USA. USA is way bigger and way populated so if they wanna do what they wanna do is fine (plus grid-iron is actually a kick ass sport) but “Aussie” football is just….well….lame. And it does not look cool.

But what would I know right….Aren’t I just a person ranting?

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